So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
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Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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