Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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