Well apparently he's into motor boating.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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