Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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