Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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