We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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