I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
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