i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
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