dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
Randomize
