Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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