I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
