You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
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