If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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