I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
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