we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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