i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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