Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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