Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
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