When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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