Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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