I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
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