Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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