okay pat passed out under dana's car
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
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