Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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