let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
You were trust falling into bushes
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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