He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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