is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
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