I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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