so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
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