it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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