I heard we made out
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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