Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
