White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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