at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
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