I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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