Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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