Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
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