if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
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