wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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