he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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