What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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