So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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