It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
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