rough night. sneezed a watermelon seed this morning and apparently I drunk dialed my boss for a ride home. twice.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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