R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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