Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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