I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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