doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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