handjob tips. give me some.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
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