no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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