is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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