So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
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