oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
This is my gift to your gina
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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